I'd tell you what's happened. But ya wouldn't believe me even if I did. BUT A SOMETHING HAS INDEED HAPPENED. Singaporean retards would know.
A LEVELS ARE (UN)OFFICIALLY OVER.
You understand what this means, don't you? This means my stomach gets fed something other than high msg maggie noodles, my already pale skin gets natural sunlight, my physical being gets to bob around the house rather than being cropped up in my study room facing my terminally unresponsive pile of notes, and....DRUM ROLL DRUM ROLL....RAIN IS FREEEEE!!!
Not forgetting my silly Literature Paper 4 A Level examination on the 3rd of December of course. BUT WHO CARES?! I don't. Do you? If you do, I'd personally climb through my monitor screen and shoot you with my blunt pencil.